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I’m a jerk

I am having a nice big cold beer in celebration.

One of my old “tech leads” left the company today. He just gave notice yesterday. This makes me very happy. He was not a good engineer, and the company is better off without him. The company he is going to probably thinks he knows something about our graphics and remoting stack. He doesn’t know the first thing about it.

So I am being a big jerk and celebrating never having to see him again. I never claimed to be a good person.

mscobralaserface:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

thedevnull and thekingofskeletons pls respond

I have never heard of this before. It would not be very useful past a small simple piece of code.

mscobralaserface:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

thedevnull and thekingofskeletons pls respond

I have never heard of this before. It would not be very useful past a small simple piece of code.

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